Today’s shenanigans involve me, the sexy ladies of the Dirty Laundry Review, and some seriously awkward questions.
Prepare yourself. You’re going to learn some things about me you probably never wanted to know…
Candi: “Have you ever found yourself lost or confused in a 69 position?”
While I am all about reciprocation, 69 does not work for me because I can’t concentrate on what I’m doing. I get too distracted by all the marvelous things being done to me and my, um, technique suffers. I have 69 ADD.
In my mind, I’m all, This is so awesome he loves what I’m doing I’m gonna blow his mind…oh sweet jesus what is he doing to me it’s amazing I can’t even think…
Mr. Harlow is particularly skilled in this area, so it’s his own fault. That’s how I see it, anyway!
Ang: “When you left-hand it, how many times do you get yourself off before you call it a day?”
Omigod. Um…once? Am I boring? I am, aren’t I?
I should also add that while I try to left-hand it every now and again, mostly I forget and use my right. (Clearly I am easily distracted from a goal when getting off is involved.)
Scarlett, “Have you ever wondered if stripping would be a lucrative career?”
I once talked to a stripper who said she made $1200 the night before! I think I’d be more of a burlesque girl, though. And according to this quiz, my stripper name would be Dallas Glitztush. Suits me, right?
Tarah, “If you could only use one sexual position for the rest of your life, which would you choose?”
Tarah! Perish the thought.
But I’ll go with being on the bottom. I like the feel of his weight on me.
Tell us a dirty secret you always hoped no one would ever know.
OK. I feel like most of my dirty secrets are out there because I write them into my books…I like my hair pulled, I like dirty talk, I like it a little rough sometimes, I can be pretty loud…but maybe the dirtiest (and holy hell, STUPIDEST) little secret I have is that when I was 17 I went home with a 25-year-old stripper I met at a strip club. He was the best looking man I’d ever seen, and my friends bought me a dance from him in this back room. He told me his real name and asked if he could see me later.
At 17, this seemed like a wildly fantastic idea.
He actually called me–AT MY PARENTS’ HOUSE–after that and we saw each other (naked in his apartment) a few times. Then I admitted I was 17 and still in high school.
That was the end of that. Yes, the stripper had more sense than I did.
Lastly, of course we need to know… what type of laundry detergent do you use?
Gain. Original scent or Lavender. I am addicted to the smell of Gain detergent and I am not ashamed to admit it (unlike most of the other info in this post).
All right, now that I’ve revealed myself in completely inappropriate ways, come join me tonight at a live tipsy chat with my author friend Kayti McGee! We’re going to talk food, drinks, and smutty books. Event page here!
A million thanks to the Dirty Laundry Review for participating in FORKED madness this week. Please like them on Facebook!
See you tonight!